mushroom's b'day

mushroom = simon

was his 15th b'day last sat..
i fetched soo wai then ch..
went kings to buy cake first,
omfg i've never met such a fussy guy in my life..
went carrefour,
met kan, chen, & simon..
then simon who wanted to bring us to the steamboat,
said "shit i forgot where is it"
we were like "WTF"
then we walked n walked,
chased by bloody stray dogs,
saw niggas..
n finally reached..
steamboat in the middle n
bbq at the side..
so we were "COOKING"..
after eating like pigs,
made our way back to carrefour..
otw, we were afraid of niggas n
chen was last,
he was like
"Fucker! I haven't fuck yet la!"
we saw a mamak stall full of football freaks
watching football..
then reached carrefour n went to pizza hut
to cut cake..
it wasn't even my birthday,
ass chen smashed the cake at my face..
the waitress was kinda pissed
thx to chen..
nth else to do
so we went home..