read these..
seriously i was LMFAO!
You’re so stupid..
You're so stupid, your mother told you to go buy a color television and you asked,
“What color?”
Defense Lawyer's Good News
"I have good news and bad news," the defense lawyer says to his client.
"What's the bad news?"
The lawyer says, "Your blood matches the DNA found at the murder scene."
"Dammit!" cries the client. "What's the good news?"
"Well," the lawyer says, "Your cholesterol is down to 140."
Poor Old Man
This old man goes to the doctor's.
"Help, Doc. I just got married to this 21 year old woman.
"I have good news and bad news," the defense lawyer says to his client.
"What's the bad news?"
The lawyer says, "Your blood matches the DNA found at the murder scene."
"Dammit!" cries the client. "What's the good news?"
"Well," the lawyer says, "Your cholesterol is down to 140."
Poor Old Man
This old man goes to the doctor's.
"Help, Doc. I just got married to this 21 year old woman.
She is hot and all she wants to do is have sex all day long."
"So what's the problem?"
"I can't remember where I live."
The Long Way Home
Two sperm are swimming in a women's body.One sperm says to the other in exhaustion, "Whew, just how far is the uterus anyway?" The second sperm begins to laugh and says,
"So what's the problem?"
"I can't remember where I live."
The Long Way Home
Two sperm are swimming in a women's body.One sperm says to the other in exhaustion, "Whew, just how far is the uterus anyway?" The second sperm begins to laugh and says,
"The uterus!? We just passed the esophagus."
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